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The Mythical Long Thick Vibrating Fantasy Dildo in Pastel Ombre stands upright against a soft, abstract purple and blue background, showcasing its modern features and realistic pastel-colored design.
A manicured hand touches the Mythical Long Thick Vibrating Fantasy Dildo in Pastel Ombre, shaped like a phallus and placed on a reflective surface with a blurred, colorful background.
The Mythical Long Thick Vibrating Fantasy Dildo in Pastel Ombre stands upright on a reflective surface, its smooth, swirled silicone design displayed against a vibrant purple and teal background.
The Mythical Long Thick Vibrating Fantasy Dildo in Pastel Ombre stands upright, showcasing its shimmery, iridescent phallic shape on a reflective surface with a soft pastel purple background.
The Mythical Long Thick Vibrating Fantasy Dildo in Pastel Ombre, strap-on compatible and shimmering with an iridescent finish, stands upright on a reflective surface against a purple and blue abstract background.
The Mythical Long Thick Vibrating Fantasy Dildo in Pastel Ombre is a smooth, abstract, pastel-colored toy with curved lines, displayed on a reflective surface against a marbled purple and blue background.
The Mythical Long Thick Vibrating Fantasy Dildo in Pastel Ombre, shaped realistically and strap-on compatible, stands upright next to a yellow measuring tape and an oval white remote against a blurred purple and blue background.
The Mythical Long Thick Vibrating Fantasy Dildo in Pastel Ombre, with its iridescent finish and phallic shape, rests on a shiny surface in front of a blurred abstract backdrop with pastel blue and purple tones.
The Mythical Long Thick Vibrating Fantasy Dildo in Pastel Ombre, featuring a phallic shape and flared base, rests on a reflective surface with a blurred blue and purple abstract background.
The Mythical Long Thick Vibrating Fantasy Dildo in Pastel Ombre rests on a reflective surface beside its small white remote, set against a soft purple and blue background.
The Mythical Long Thick Vibrating Fantasy Dildo in Pastel Ombre is shown charging via USB cables on a reflective surface, set against a soft purple and blue abstract background.
The Mythical Long Thick Vibrating Fantasy Dildo in Pastel Ombre rests on a reflective surface, with a mannequin hand posed above it. The background showcases soft, abstract designs in pastel hues that match the dildo's swirling colors.
A can of Betty Soda (4.83" tall) sits next to a penis-shaped wooden ruler up to 9", highlighting just how LONG the Mythical Long Thick Vibrating Fantasy Dildo in Pastel Ombre could be. Above, "How LONG is it?" appears on a blue dotted background.
A diagram compares a 2.5-inch-wide wood piece with the 2.6-inch-wide Mythical Long Thick Vibrating Fantasy Dildo in Pastel Ombre. Text says “How wide is it? *approximate width.” The dildo is labeled “Betty Soda.”.
The Mythical Long Thick Vibrating Fantasy Dildo in Pastel Ombre stands upright against a soft, abstract purple and blue background, showcasing its modern features and realistic pastel-colored design.
A manicured hand touches the Mythical Long Thick Vibrating Fantasy Dildo in Pastel Ombre, shaped like a phallus and placed on a reflective surface with a blurred, colorful background.
The Mythical Long Thick Vibrating Fantasy Dildo in Pastel Ombre stands upright on a reflective surface, its smooth, swirled silicone design displayed against a vibrant purple and teal background.
The Mythical Long Thick Vibrating Fantasy Dildo in Pastel Ombre stands upright, showcasing its shimmery, iridescent phallic shape on a reflective surface with a soft pastel purple background.
The Mythical Long Thick Vibrating Fantasy Dildo in Pastel Ombre, strap-on compatible and shimmering with an iridescent finish, stands upright on a reflective surface against a purple and blue abstract background.
The Mythical Long Thick Vibrating Fantasy Dildo in Pastel Ombre is a smooth, abstract, pastel-colored toy with curved lines, displayed on a reflective surface against a marbled purple and blue background.
The Mythical Long Thick Vibrating Fantasy Dildo in Pastel Ombre, shaped realistically and strap-on compatible, stands upright next to a yellow measuring tape and an oval white remote against a blurred purple and blue background.
The Mythical Long Thick Vibrating Fantasy Dildo in Pastel Ombre, with its iridescent finish and phallic shape, rests on a shiny surface in front of a blurred abstract backdrop with pastel blue and purple tones.
The Mythical Long Thick Vibrating Fantasy Dildo in Pastel Ombre, featuring a phallic shape and flared base, rests on a reflective surface with a blurred blue and purple abstract background.
The Mythical Long Thick Vibrating Fantasy Dildo in Pastel Ombre rests on a reflective surface beside its small white remote, set against a soft purple and blue background.
The Mythical Long Thick Vibrating Fantasy Dildo in Pastel Ombre is shown charging via USB cables on a reflective surface, set against a soft purple and blue abstract background.
The Mythical Long Thick Vibrating Fantasy Dildo in Pastel Ombre rests on a reflective surface, with a mannequin hand posed above it. The background showcases soft, abstract designs in pastel hues that match the dildo's swirling colors.
A can of Betty Soda (4.83" tall) sits next to a penis-shaped wooden ruler up to 9", highlighting just how LONG the Mythical Long Thick Vibrating Fantasy Dildo in Pastel Ombre could be. Above, "How LONG is it?" appears on a blue dotted background.
A diagram compares a 2.5-inch-wide wood piece with the 2.6-inch-wide Mythical Long Thick Vibrating Fantasy Dildo in Pastel Ombre. Text says “How wide is it? *approximate width.” The dildo is labeled “Betty Soda.”.

Mythical Long Thick Vibrating Fantasy Dildo in Pastel Ombre

by Evolved Novelties
$139.99 - $139.99
$139.99
$139.99 - $139.99
$139.99

This is a dildo of mythical proportions, made for experienced players who crave serious size, deep vibration, and a full, intense stretch. With a thick, meaty shaft, an ultra-pronounced crown, and a heavy, realistic feel, this monster is designed for those who want their pleasure big, bold, and impossible to ignore.

The included remote makes it easy to shift the mood from teasing rumbles to full-power intensity, whether you are playing solo, with a partner, or exploring hands-free positions. Use the strong suction cup base for riding on smooth surfaces, or pair it with a sturdy strap-on harness and wide O-ring for larger-than-life harness play.

Why You’ll Love It

● Huge size delivers a deeply full, intense sensation
● Thick, meaty shaft is ideal for experienced size lovers
● Ultra-pronounced crown adds extra stimulation during insertion and movement
● Remote control makes partner play, solo play, and power play easier
● Turbo Mode jumps straight to maximum power when you want more intensity
● Strong suction cup base supports hands-free play on smooth surfaces
● Harness-compatible design works for strap-on play with the right setup

How to Use

Charge the dildo fully before use and apply plenty of water-based lubricant to both the toy and the body, especially with a toy this large. Start slowly, breathe deeply, and give your body time to adjust to the size before adding more depth or movement. Use the remote to explore the vibrating speeds and patterns, then hit Turbo Mode when you want instant maximum power. For hands-free play, attach the suction cup to a clean, flat, smooth surface. For strap-on play, pair it with a sturdy harness and a wide O-ring that can safely support its size and weight. After use, wash with mild soap and warm water or toy cleaner, then allow it to dry fully before storing.

Specs

● Material: Body-safe silicone
● Functions/Modes: 8 vibrating speeds and patterns plus Turbo Mode
● Waterproof Rating: Dildo is fully waterproof
● Power: USB rechargeable dildo, charging cord included
● Charging Type: USB rechargeable
● Remote: Remote control included with 20-foot range
● Battery: Remote requires 1 AAA battery, not included
● Base: Strong suction cup base for hands-free play
● Harness Compatibility: Strap-on harness compatible with a sturdy harness and wide O-ring
● Other Details: Non-porous, phthalate-free, and latex-free
● Warranty: Not listed

Measurements: Total Length: 8.95 inches, Overall Width (at base): 3.14 inches, Insertable length 6.25 inches, Insertable width: 2.34 inches, Insertable Girth: 7.35 inches

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Make sure to clean your pleasure product after each use to avoid harboring any bacteria.

Dildos/Vibrators/Anal Toys/Toys with electronics: 

  • Clean your toy with mild soap and warm water, making sure to get into every seam.
  • Do not fully submerge unless the toy is waterproof
  • For non-waterproof, spot clean with a damp cloth. 
  • Use a spray toy cleaner for non-waterproof toys or to give your toy a quick clean. 

Stroker Sleeves

  • Remove from the outer casing and thoroughly rinsed with warm soapy water after each use
  • If your stroker sleeve feels tacky after cleaning, dry thoroughly then add a small amount of pure cornstarch or Renewal Powder - FOUND HERE

Harnesses/Straps: 

  • Spot clean with a damp cloth

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